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Let's vote for Mister Splashy Pants
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Modemac
2007-11-28 13:54:51 UTC
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Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw

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Jon Schild
2007-11-28 15:25:24 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
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OK. I did it. That name had 72% of votes at that moment.
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Ouroboros_Rex
2007-11-28 17:14:17 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
I see "lunch" is not an option, so, OK!
Ouroboros_Rex
2007-11-28 19:54:49 UTC
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Post by Ouroboros_Rex
Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
I see "lunch" is not an option, so, OK!
UPDATE:

http://weblog.greenpeace.org/whales/2007/11/mr_splashy_pants_goes_viral.html
Crissi-Topper
2007-11-28 18:27:32 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
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That whale makes ME feel like Mr. Splashy Pants....
unknown
2007-11-28 18:39:21 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
An intriguing theory, Captain Kirk
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just john
2007-11-28 19:27:41 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
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Okidoke, done.

You'd think they'd have found a spokeswhale that was housebroken.
Crissi-Topper
2007-11-28 21:18:58 UTC
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Too bad "Star-Kissed" isn't an option, either. Sorry Charly!
nu-monet v9.0
2007-11-28 21:24:01 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a
humpback whale, to make it more adorable and cuddly...
so that you'll be properly outraged if it's killed by
whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
If they really wanted to help whales, they should take my
suggestion and modify some Purina Whale Chow so that once
the whale eats some, for the rest of its life its meat
tastes horrible. Probably some otherwise harmless bacteria.

If it can't be administered orally, then an injection. But
the end result will hopefully be the same: Japanese diners
throwing up all over a trendy Tokyo restaurant.
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Crissi-Topper
2007-11-29 00:40:26 UTC
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Post by nu-monet v9.0
If they really wanted to help whales, they should take my
suggestion and modify some Purina Whale Chow so that once
the whale eats some, for the rest of its life its meat
tastes horrible. Probably some otherwise harmless bacteria.
It works for cats and people, I don't see why it wouldn't here.
phy
2007-11-29 02:18:04 UTC
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Post by nu-monet v9.0
Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a
humpback whale, to make it more adorable and cuddly...
so that you'll be properly outraged if it's killed by
whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
If that name wins, I will personally hunt it down and kill it. The critter
will thank me. How would you like to go through life known as Mr
SplashyPants?
Post by nu-monet v9.0
If they really wanted to help whales, they should take my
suggestion and modify some Purina Whale Chow so that once
the whale eats some, for the rest of its life its meat
tastes horrible. Probably some otherwise harmless bacteria.
If it can't be administered orally, then an injection.
A harpoon injection?

-phy
Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust
2007-11-29 02:52:02 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
Why any allegedly harmless (NOT TO PLANKTON!) aquatic mammal should be
stuck with my old nickname from Kindergarten, I'll never know, but I
voted for it anyway because I like it better than their assortment of
not-quite-lovecraftian unpronounceable monikers

Personally, i think Ambergris is a fine name for a whale,but
apparently they are no longer accepting name submissions.
polar bear
2007-11-29 07:18:52 UTC
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Post by Modemac
Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale, to
make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly outraged
if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
Why not just call it Mohamed?

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2007-11-29 15:45:55 UTC
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"polar bear" <***@direct.ca> wrote in message news:80994eab-5fbe-457a-912c-***@e1g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
| On Nov 28, 5:54 am, Modemac <***@gmail.com> wrote:
| > Greenpeace has a contest to give a cutesy name to a humpback whale,
to
| > make it more adorable and cuddly...so that you'll be properly
outraged
| > if it's killed by whalers. Just for the heck of it, let's all vote
| > for "Mister Splashy Pants:" http://tinyurl.com/yswkkw
| >
| Why not just call it Mohamed?

It's not a bear.

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